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Jul 31, 2014 / 124,898 notes

comin4dabooty:

When you stub your toe

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(via lubricates)

Jul 31, 2014 / 129,930 notes

esgaype:

esgaype:

i’m watching frozen hans is such a cutie aw

wrong wrong wrong i was so wrong never have i been more wrong

(via humorking)

Jul 31, 2014 / 431,667 notes

tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

(via dutchster)

dekutree:

that’s a *scans* *beep* $2 hairdo
Jul 31, 2014 / 25,746 notes

dekutree:

that’s a *scans* *beep* $2 hairdo

(via relahvant)

Jul 31, 2014 / 806,004 notes

deans-avenging-angel:

meulin-weipon:

waiting-for-the-blue-box:

greatbritishcheese:

maggiekealy:

tastefullyoffensive:

Wi-Fighting

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Winternet is coming

pretty sure i’ve rebageled this 20 times already but it’s just so good

Did you just say rebagled?

this is actually one of my favorite things 

rebagled

(via hi)

Jul 30, 2014 / 242,029 notes

nialllhoran:

"i’d date a fan" horton hears a bitch ass liar

(via dutchster)

Jul 28, 2014 / 483,466 notes
  • me at home: i've been wearing the same jeans and band shirt for the last three weeks but it still smells alright so i'll keep wearing it
  • me going away: I NEED ONE SHIRT FOR EACH DAY AND EXTRA IN CASE IT GETS DIRTY AND THE SAME AMOUNT OF JEANS AND SOCKS ACTUALLY NO I'LL NEED EXTRA SOCKS IN CASE IT FLOODS AND DOUBLE THE UNDERWEAR IN CASE OF DISASTER AND ONE NICE OUTFIT IN CASE I GET INVITED TO TEA WITH THE QUEEN
Jul 28, 2014 / 754,365 notes

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

(via humorking)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
Jul 27, 2014 / 198,250 notes

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

(via dutchster)

Jul 25, 2014 / 289,174 notes

kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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(via relahvant)

Jul 25, 2014 / 392,422 notes

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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(via unescapable)

Jul 24, 2014 / 274,477 notes
Jul 23, 2014 / 8,450 notes

whatdat:

when you ask the teacher for help but they just read the question over to you.
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(via unescapable)

patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series
Jul 20, 2014 / 415,521 notes

patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

(via zackisontumblr)

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.
Jul 18, 2014 / 248,377 notes

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

(via leonibuki)