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Jul 25, 2014 / 280,705 notes

kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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Jul 25, 2014 / 387,150 notes

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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Jul 24, 2014 / 271,473 notes
Jul 23, 2014 / 8,374 notes

whatdat:

when you ask the teacher for help but they just read the question over to you.
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patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series
Jul 20, 2014 / 410,461 notes

patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

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haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.
Jul 18, 2014 / 244,149 notes

haus-of-ill-repute:

Cats come in both liquid and solid form.

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Jul 18, 2014 / 70,449 notes
Jul 18, 2014 / 243,314 notes
  • her: come over
  • me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
  • her: my parents aren't home
  • me: he is ASLEEP
Jul 17, 2014 / 295,641 notes
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Jul 16, 2014 / 200,331 notes

omgtsn:

have you ever been so mad you went to bed

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Jul 16, 2014 / 433,157 notes

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

(via unescapable)

  1. The boy who takes your virginity is only going to love you long enough for you to stay in his bed.
  2. Your first job is never the best job. But you’ll meet some of your best friends there.
  3. Sometimes things don’t go the way you expect them to at all.
  4. People are usually never who they say they are.
  5. If you love someone, you need to tell them. Nobody is good at the guessing game.
  6. If your best friends don’t like the boy you’re involving yourself with, chances are he’s bad news.
  7. If a boy starts an invitation with, “Are you home alone”/”I’ll be home alone”, say no. You are a human being, not a toy to be played with.
  8. If some boy invites you to “the backseat of his truck”, he’s a piece of shit. Tell him to fuck himself.
  9. “Sorry” doesn’t always fix what you messed up.
  10. Stop wasting time wishing you could take back what you already did.
  11. You are at fault sometimes.
  12. There’s going to be a boy that you let get away. Yes, you loved him. It’s for the best, though.
  13. Toxic people hardly ever start off toxic.
  14. It’s always nice to make new friends, but never forget who your real friends are.
  15. Never lose the friends that would answer their phone at 3am if you called
  16. Never lose sight of who you are because of a boy.
16 Things I Learned While Being 16 (via dizzyhemmings)

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Jul 16, 2014 / 120,310 notes
Jul 16, 2014 / 386,034 notes
  • Uterus: oh you have a completely full day of activity??
  • Me: don't
  • Uterus: and a sleepover afterwards??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: hardly any breaks??
  • Me:
  • Uterus: wouldn't it be a shame
  • Uterus: if something were to
  • Me:
  • Uterus: happen
Jul 16, 2014 / 49,225 notes

oolongearlgrey:

remembering some stupid shit you did years ago

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